they are from mars...no wonder!!...

i was tagged by 'alohomora' quite some time back to write 10 things i hate/dont like about guys...
the rules of the game are:
---write 10 things u hate about the opposite sex
---at the end of the tag, tag 5 random bloggers to take up the tag

so here i go, in no particular order,i 'hate' : err..or let me put it as 'dont like' (because hate would seem too strong a word and as u all know im a peace-loving human ...heehee..ok im also afraid that my blog might be boycotted by the entire guy-gang here at blogsville ;p)

ok without further adieu, i dont like...
1)the fact that to most guys, calenders never exist...and neither do birthdays and other such ocassions...hmpf!
oh yes, ur absolutely right..im just another girl who likes to be wished on her birthday...brownie points for remembering friendship day, anniversaries etc etc...and yeah i dont believe those 'u dont need days to celebrate...everyday is special with u around' excuses :-/

2)when guys use that 'bus, train aur ladkiyan' phrase..and im sure every guy must have used that idiotic dialogue atleast once in his life..arghhh!!(if not said aloud, atleast consoled himself with it)
dont lie..i bet all you guys reading this must be grinning sheepishly...
and NO! it would not make a 'manisha koirala' fall in love with u just because it worked for aamir khan in the movie 'mann' *rolls her eyes*

3)those of u who drive around at the rate of over 160kmph with loud blaring music, thus contributing to both,noise as well as moron pollution...

4)extremes...so overtly sensitive and idiotically insensitive guys are a big turnoff...which also means that il'l hate u if:
---u cry with me during those melodramatic movies with happy endings :-/
---ridicule me when im crying during those...
---make excuses like 'an upset stomach' if ur a friend and i call u over as a guineapig to the new recipe ive tried (because family just wont agree to risk any experiments)
---keep complimenting me...
---keep 'not complimenting' me :-/
---call me up at weird hours when im sleeping and expect me to answer the phone...
---keep trying inspite of me ignoring the call , and thus trying ur best to ruin my sleep by making the whole damn bed shake like its an earthquake (because my cell is usually on vibratory mode)..and u still just wont get the msg..sigh!
---tell me that ive put on weight when i know u rnt joking...hmpf!!

5)ok ..this is a cliche im sure...i hate MCP's
for those of u who have just returned from a 'no mans island' and arnt aware of the term, im talking about those 'male chauvenistic pigs' who are still living in the medieval age which thought of women as the weaker sex and claimed that every girls dream should just be about a perfect lil family with a not-so-perfect lil husband in a perfect lil home and cooking a perfect BIG dinner in the perfect lil kitchen....hmpf!!

6)when guys assume that a girl is just another typical when u take a lil extra time to get ready for a party or if they catch u looking at urself in the mirror...
i mean cmonnn, how many times have we actually pointed out that u eat like a pig and dont have any table manners...

7)i hate this one thing and i mean i really HAAATEEEE it....thats when im not allowed to speak as much as i want to...or rather when ur not paying attention to what i speak...
well err ...this is for both the sexes actually and im not generally gender biased but ive noticed guys have a much shorter concentration span as they are easily distracted by
---any 'hot chick' (in ur lingo) walking in...
---any 'hot chick' walking out...
---any 'hot chick' on tv, radio or on the news...
---anything resembling cricket, football or food...
---err..almost anything after listening to around 10 mins of my incessant chatter...hmpf!!
as opposed to my much more attentive girlfriends (specification---friends who are girls in case u getting any bright ideas.:-/)who no matter how distracted in reality always manage to make me believe that they are listening...

8)one more thing which really irks me off is when a guy bitches with u especially about his ex or about anyone else for that matter...
i mean i know its a womans world and u guys are trying to prove a point by wanting to show that u are no less in any sphere (which includes gossiping) but we would seriously appreciate u leave the gossip bit for us dude...we dont need ur company...really!!
and heyy in case its an ex, remember u were 'goo-goo-ga-ga' over her once upon a time...well u might have forgotten buddy but we seriously have a good memory...and if u can bitch about someone u loved (or claimed to have loved once upon a time)u can bitch about almost anyone in the world...
and if u disagree with that,it still makes u a BITCH anyways...and there i rest my case! :-/

9)I hate it when u take great pride in doing gross things like
---holding a snake, lizard or any other creepy crawly in ur hands...
---farting in public and thinking its funny...
---speaking foul or repeatedly using the 'F-word' with guy-friends(specification:friends who are guys...err why am i specifying that?? who cares wht u think...heehee)and thinking its supercool
---rate random girls for their looks on a scale of 10 :-/
---drink soo much that they puke the night out but yet live to tell the story the next day...

10)ohh i could go on and on..but i think i'd better stop here....heehee
but last but not the least, i hate it when
u dont understand what we are trying to say and half the time dont bother to ask...
believe us when we say 'everything is fine' when actually nothing is...
think its almost always necessary to give us stupid advice when sometimes we just want to crib ...
and then to top it all label us 'complicated' to avoid feeling guilty of being an insensitive moron...hmpf!!

err...well, well i 'dont like' quite a lot of things isnt it?? (3 cheers womans lib!! naari shakti zindabad!!)
but they heyy cmon u (or maybe the tag) asked for it..heehee
and afterall u guys do brag about being a great sport dont ull?? so there...lets see u face it!! ;)
i would like to mention its pretty tough to find all the above qualities in the same guy...but u would if u try hard enough...juss kidding!!
this post is written in good humour and any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely intentional...heehee
but no offence guys, we all know it would be a boring place without u 'martians' around...afterall we venutians do need someone to bash once in a while dont we? ;)

now to tag some random 5 people...dudes and dudettes get ready for some strong bashing from...
--->veens (venutian)
--->anuj (martian)
--->vands (venutian)
--->lena (venutian)
--->cm-chap (martian)

ohh and whoever wants to take it up, is free to do so...
would love to read other venutians venting out and the martians getting back...*grin*

cheers!!