parting lines and what they actually mean...

Here is a collection of cliched parting lines used by people when they are juss plain bored of you and want to break up...
My advice---DONT fall for these and weep ur heart out...just realise that the person DOSENT want you in his/her life--this is reality and the sooner u face it, the better it is for you...
please note---there might be exceptions...so all said and done, you and only you would know best :)
just that its only human to believe what we want to believe...
but somewhere deep within,behind all the pretence and self-consolation, we all know what the truth actually is...

here are some typical lines...please feel free to add to the list...afterall there are a million hearts out here which could do with some enlightenment....

--->"no its not about you...its about me."
which actually means u dumbass! it is all about u...the only thing about me is that i think i deserve better than you

--->"i like you too much and thts why im doin this"
which actually means i think ur a gullible idiot and i want you to stay that way--forever thinking that perhaps i like u

--->"I did tht because i wanted you to hate me.but its ok, i dont deserve to be understood.."
which actually means i dont give a damn whether u understand me or not because if i did, it would never be okay...

--->"I have nothin to say."
which actually means i actually have nothing to say..but i know ul'l keep thinking otherwise and thats exactly why im telling you

--->"Somethings are better left like this.dont ask any questions please."
which actually means because if u do, i wouldent know how to answer them

---> "you are very sweet...i dont deserve you."
which actually means i deserve someone much better...

--->"I understand ...im really sorry i caused u soo much pain.i deserve to go away.."
which actually means im really fed up of you and wish to go away

---> "u dont need this...ive caused enough damage already."
which actually means i dont need this...uve caused enough damage already

--->"ive got a lotta problems...and u seriously dont need to face thm all with me."
which actually means we are mutually exclusive people and i dont think we should interfere in each others life

*makes a sad face* "cant we like, keep in touch or something?"
which actually means i know ur going to say 'no' to this, but its just a formality--u know 'breaking up manners'!

--->"I care a lot about u...but its ok, i wont explain."
which actually means yeah its all okay...because i dont care enough to explain...

--->"u know i was never good with words."
which actually means im saving my lines for someone better than you...

--->"Some yrs down the line,ul'l laugh at this and itll all seem juvenile then."
which actually means im actually laughing at you right now...

--->"I know no matter wht, il'l never be able to make up for it.u deserve a lot better."
which actually means I actually deserve a lot better but im going to place the blame on you..and dont u get it,u brainless cupidstricken wacko, that when i say i wouldent be able to make up for it, it just means that i dont care to even try

--->"u dont know wht im goin through...u dont know how much it is hurting me."
which actually means i dont need u in my life because i think ul just be an additional responsibility which im not ready for...