well, its storycooking time of the month folks...For those who are aware of what that means,go right ahead and contribute...and those of you who are not, here are the rules of the games...so feel free to join in :)
just to show u how much we guys have concocted so far here is the link to storytime-1 and storytime-2
so here we go...STORYTIME-3 BEGINS!! :)
here are the rules---
the idea is as follows---(just copy pasted from our earlier experiments)
--->i will start with a line...a random sentence and u guys have to spin a yarn around it...got the picture??
yes its story telling time people :D
--->each of u will have to contribute one line after another...and continue the flow of the story...
--->u can comment however as many number of times as u want but make sure that there shouldent be two 'consecutive' lines contributed by the same person...and also each comment should have just ONE line of the story...
--->anyone and everyone (this includes first-timers to 'nostalgic moments' and non-bloggers too)is allowed and requested to contribute...just make sure u go with the flow...
--->the characters can be given names as long as they dont keep changing :p..so make sure u read the comments before u before contributing ur own...new characters can be added...
--->u can make sure of any form of writing--direct, indirect or both...
--->u can write anything u want but please keep in mind not to write anything offensive as it is against the ethics of my blog...also make sure u dont include anything that wud hurt the sentiments of fellow bloggers :)
--->make sure u just put nothing but 'ur line' in the comment section...
--->please try to wrap the story up by tuesday 7pm IST...if not urs truly will be compelled to put up a crappy ending of her imagination(u know how pathetic my stories are and often they dont even have happy endings..so dont say i dint warn u! heehee)
On 16th sept tuesday at exactly 7pm IST, i will collect all the contributions, as they are and in the same particular order from the comment section and post them...and voila!! lo and behold! there will be, OUR VERY OWN PROUD STORY!!...heehee
so gear up and get ready to create the wackiest, funniest, strangest story of all times :D
it could turn out to have tragedy, drama, romance, humour...but the best part is its going to be UNPREDICTABLE! and can twist with every single line...somewhat like life eh??
or who knows it might just make sense and then i will print it as a book on behalf of all u people and it might hit the racks as the worlds biggest bestseller!! *dreamy look*
"sorry there is noone by that name here" snapped the voice on the other end of the telephone line...
so let the spinning begin...
cheers and keep it rocking! :)
91 comments:
"Then is there somebody called Arnab Goswami", asked Aditi, trying to recall the aliases that Kedar used for his multiple identities.
"im mrs arnab goswami...do u have any message for him??" said the voice asif trying hard to mask the irritation...
"so the scoundrel did finally manage to snare a victim, lucky I escaped", thought Aditi, but she found herself feeling gutted and she hated herself for feeling that.
"Yes. Can you tell him that his physical test reports are ready to be picked up?", said Aditi.
Kedar thinking 'My physical test report... when the hell I went to the test center..'
Clearing his throat to sound like mrs goswami - Kedar said "I hope I aced the test"
"you surely did", came the voice from the other end but with audible sarcasm, and a bunch of laughter in the background
she cut the call leaving kedar aka arnab goswami in the confines of the past--------*FLASHBACK*
That was when Kedar had gone back to the camera store to return the flash sans camera and the shopkeeper said noooooooooo
FLASHBACK only
Kedar was laughing his lungs out hearing that!!
P.S. Please remove the image verification!! :D
kedar sighed as he remembered that fateful incident that changed his life forever...
The shopkeepers son a ardent fan of Flash Gordon snatched the flash pushed Kedar who fell on his face onto the glass counter
but rather than worryin abt the pain he had, he was more amazed to look through the glass mirror and he couldnt believe his eyes!!!
"is it her....is it my imagination..or plain simple hallucination" he mused...
PS:-The date of ending(mentioned in the rules) is some what stuck on 14 June..14th June, 2009???(but that isnt a Tue;-))
His joy knew no bounds when he saw his favorite actress Nirupa Roy in the mirror.
"calm..soft..beauty...is she for real..." as he was thinking all this...the lights went off!!!
And suddenly loud music started by DJ "Dil tode ke na jaa.....". Kedar realized actually he was sitting in club and getting this hallucination type of feeling after drinking soda lime,brought by Aditi ..
...aditi...the girl he was soo madly in love with...
///@ sid
thanks for pointing out the timelag in the 'deadline' :)
it was a 'copypaste' error...and has been rectified///
keep the story rolling...
... had slipped Rohypnol in his drink.. and he remember very faintly what happened after that.. he was pleading before Aditi to leave him. He said " Aditi bhagwaan ke liya mujhe chood doo...." but ....
fortunately for him, the rohypnol was wayy past its expiry date and dint have any effect allowing kedar to run for his life, ironically leaving aditi cursing her luck not to have checked the date on the 'date-rape' drug----kedar stares at the phone receiver as he is snapped back into the present as he wonders what made aditi call him after all these years.........
and what was the reports she was talking about?
aditi had got hold of the school documents of Kedar as she was stalking him - the reports were from the physical training class way back from the 9th standard when kedar used to
be in all the athletic events possible....till he started smoking in std 10th due to peer pressure!!!thats when his perfectly flawless 'good boy' image was shattered!!!
he smiled as he lit his 17th cigarette for the day----the journey had been long and painful and with aditis phonecall outta the blues, he couldent help but wonder what life had in store for him ahead...
The word Store suddenly reminded him that his friend Jignesh who owned a convinience store had asked him to visit him
(@ ankur
please dont confuse characters...READ! its 'JIGNESH' not 'jagdish')
lets ignore the prev mistake and take it further with ankurs contribution---
///Jignesh, the same old classmate, who married 5 girls in 3 years!!///
Jignesh, the same old classmate, who married 5 girls in 3 years!!
P.S. Cant i introduce new characters!! :P
(@ ankur
ya sure...as long as it makes sense...u rnt allowed to confuse ppl by introducing similar sounding characters which seem linked with the prev comment nor r u allowed to cover up ur mistake with lame excuses...lol!!)
And here he could not handle one girl who liked him Aditi - he wondered why?
(stop the dhishum and put your energy in the story - guy and gal :)
Kedar realized actually aditi was the perfect mix of old and new age lady villans.. she is more 'Atyachari' than Lalita Pawar and Bindu. And better planner and executioner than 'Komolika'( Urvasshi) 'Nikaah' and 'Mandira' (Achint Kaur). Alone a combination of '5'... even Jignesh Patel can't handle 5 at a time..but..
it meant that kedar was a modern day draupad without the i as he had 5 in 1 aditi to handle
Meanwhile aditi read the medical reports which pronounced that Kedar had AIDS and wondered why she felt grief for someone so horrible...
What Aditi did realise that the docs she had discovered while stalking him were just his school PT test reports and not medical reports and that his Teacher had simply proclaimed him to be suffering from AIPS (Bad handwriting made P look like D), meaning Ape-like Idiotic Philosophy Syndrome.
//What Aditi did realise
was supposed to be
//What Aditi didn't realise
Sorry!
Braganza her friend took the docs out of Aditis hand, reading it explained to her that he has AIPS not AIDS and asked what was kedars last avatar?
(haha...hats off guys!!)
"ARNAB GOSWAMI" was all that aditi could say and a smile played on her lips as she realised what had wrenched her heart a second again was nothing but a case of illegible HANDWRITING...
She decided to contact Aamir Khan and asked him to make a movie on written expression disorder this time and name it...
but her friend ira told her that could wait as first there was this shroud of mystery about kedar being 'arnab goswami' looming high.....
Meanwhile Kedar the consultant went to Jagdish's 200 sq feet corner kiranan dukaan to investigate the posiibility of converting it into a mall using LEAN management philosophy
(@ solitaire and stupidosaur
sorry guys a lil rearranging had to be done with ur comments since both popped up at almost the same time....
please carry on with the story :)...good work!)
Aditi racked her brain hard, "Who knew Kedar when he was Arnab?" and the answer "Jagdish" hit her like...well like an answer hits you!
Kedar had reached Jagdish kiranani dukan but had to first use the Lean Mgmt philosophy of the motu Jagdish as he took most of the 200 sf. ft space - while aditi thought of meeting him too
But his mind could not focus on finding solutions as he kept on drifting into thoughts about Aditi and how his mother had forced him to dump her simply because her name sounded like the pesticide DDT
asif planned by fate, aditi reaches at the same exact moment, their eyes meeting as the song 'jab saamne tum aa jate ho' (by jagjit singh) plays in the background.....
but she was confused - how should she approach the pest - as Kedar or Arnab or is he someone else right now
Jagdish : "Hey wow! You two here all of a sudden? And that too together? What a pleasant surprise!"
/stupid its jignesh/
Always hungry the "Fat Bastard" as all friends called him - Jignesh was happy to see two of his friends came to surprise him a day before his birthday
Aditi "OK Fat Bastard! Tell me the deep dark secret about your friend. I'll give you 10 jumbo ice cream tubs. Plus a super surprise gift on your birthday!
/Oops. Maybe the name stuck when ankur brought the name first. Cos I knew a grocer named Jagdish. :) I did not go and verify name above when posting/
Kedar on hearing this and recollecting his moms conversation took a can of baygon and hurled it towards aditi to keep her quiet and just then suppandi jigneshes servant walked in
Aditi noticed that the servant walked in with a little boy behind her who looked exactly like Kedar.
'ive seen her somewhere' thought aditi as she wrecked her brain hard to recollect where she had seen the servant lady and in a moment she was taken back into the past--that 'rohypnol' night and...and....the sweeperlady at that club--the one who was called in the wee hours of the morning to clean up after the crowd cleared---SUSHILA-it was HER!!!
She further exercised her brain "Yeh Kedar sa bachcha Kedar se aaya? Wait! Could the question be the answer too, with '?' replaced by '.' ? Horrors!"
/Just thought the pun might not be obvious. Kedar = kidhar = from where. If this doesn't come to notice, the above comment seems bland. Beacuse its literal meaning is sensible though not fun
"Yeh Kedar sa bachcha Kedar se aaya?
"Could this Kedar-like kid have come from Kedar?"
aditi picks up the kid and fondly asks him 'beta whats ur name' to which comes the prompt reply---"SAHIL ARNAB GOSWAMI"...
*DOUBLE HORRORS!!!!*
Strange hallucinations to have at a time when she should have been saving herself from hurled can of baygon, but then perhaps leaking baygon itself caused the delusion-yes delusion it must be, because otherwise how could she imagine the male servant Suppandi (perhaps his aunt named him after the famous servant of Tikle magazine of India Book House, knowing what his future career options are) to be a female servant having a child with Kedar?
now Aditi suspicion got stronger.. in college there was rumor abt the Jignesh and Kedar realtionship.. now it is evident.. baccha Jignesh ka but looks like Kedar..
So aha, even though she could not yet shake of 'seeing' the lady servant and child-of-Jignesh-with-his-servant looking like Kedar, she knew all this was logically wrong - even if Jignesh and Kedar had a relationship, how would Jignesh's child with a woman have the genes of Kedar-after all Kedar's genes aren't like aids which could pass to the child in this manner-but anyways we know Kedar has AIPS, not AIDS- so Aditi's suspicion that she was just seeing things, not only grew stronger but also she got absolutely sure about it
but her brief momentary lapse of reason (induced by her daily dosage of 'dope' or so it seemed)was brought back as she realised that jignesh was rich enough to afford two servants----supandi (who had entered the room) and SUSHILA (who had followed suit after with the kid)
Now that she had her sanity restored, she wondered why Suppandi looked exactly like Kedar too-were they twins????
'aunty aunty' her thoughts were interrupted by the irritating voice of the pesky kid in her arms who was now pulling at her long hoop earings causing her to yelp in pain.......
"aunty aunty, mere do do baap!" (like movie Gopi Kishan )
In her delusional state she snapped back at him
"mai kaha se do do do baap"
/sorry shld read as : kaha se du do do baap/
"Nahin nahin aunty aapse maang nahin raha. 2 2 toh saamney hi hain. Ek mujhey de do, ek aap rakhlo. Problem khatam!"
At this point Aditi remebered that she wanted to contact Aamir Khan for a movie and was sure he would do justice with this scenario and make a movie "Passing the baap"
watching the horror creep to Aditi's face, Sushila explained:"
Madam yeh Jignesh aur Kedar ne god liya bachcha hai...dono ko ispe itna pyar aya ki dono ne ise baap ka naam dene ka socha.!!
Tab se in dono ko baap bulata hai...Bole to joint account'!!!
"Woh toh sab thik hai par uski shakal Suppandi se kyun milti hai? Aur Suppandi ki shakal Kedar se kyun milti hai? Aur Amir Khan ko Dhamal movie ke songwriters sue karenge ki usney idea 'Who's the baap baby baby!' gaaney se churaya hai toh uska kya hoga? Uff kitni saari pareshaniyan!"
Seeing this sorry state Jignesh who is always ready to sell something....told Aditi...you need Humdard ka tonic Cinkara
"but why did sahil (the kiddo) call himself 'sahil ARNAB GOSWAMI'---shouldent he be saying 'kedar' as (one of) his fathers name instead??" asked aditi staring hard at jignesh hoping to solve the mystery of the multiple aliases kedar had been using.....
Maybe he's just not ready to let people to know this yet!!mused Aditi...Being from the orthodox family background he was...It was not usually easy to make such decisions...
In amidst their confusion Pandu Hawaldar Waghmare entered the store swinging his baton and declared to evacuate the area as a suspicious parcel is found just one store left of Jignesh's
to everybodys greatest surprise, this parcel is addressed to a 'mr arnab goswami' pandu tells them.....
"thats MINE!!" everyone turns around to find suppandi (the kedar lookalike servant)suddenly speak up like that.........
Run everybody! The mine can explode with slightest of disturbances!
suddenly Aditi hears a Husky voice from back...a real tired voice with strange melancholy...she looked back .
She looks back and cant believe her eyes.. it was the "Bhooda Bhikshuk"!!!!
"bhooda bhikshuk" who was all over the news---the one dreaded face responsible for all the blasts going on in the last few days.......what was he doing here??????
///God!!..look at where the story has come too!!..It started with such a nice suspense ..... and the suspense just seems to be growing!!...and today is tuesday!!..How r u going to end all the suspense in a few hours Pri??///
//**too to be read as **to.......lolz :P!!//
/meera worry not - it always ends with a bang/
kedar who was suffering from AIPS when talking to someone and hour ago and reading the name on the TV - started saying I am bhooda bhikshuk - and this angered the real bhikshuk who came here to check him out
but the anger took over the pain... of being called "bhooda bhukshuk"!!! !:(
'who in hell is this ARNAB GOSWAMI guy---my spies have reported that he is trying to steal my thunder' shrieks the dangerous looking terrorist (who actually has asked the million dollar question that aditi has been dying to ask all along):p
Seeing all this commotion and to make Aditi calm and bhooka not kill him, Kedar fianlly caves in - he removes his mask a la Nicholas Cage in Face Off - he really is...
--he really is a master at the game of multiple identity disguises, switching from 'kedar' to 'arnab goswami' to 'bhuda bhiukshuk' only to realise that in the end now, he will have to tell his story unmasked (ofcourse the mask does not 'literally' mean a 'MASK' here)..........
Aditi who was all excited to find the true identity of Kedar was dissappointed - Jignesh was petrified as to who was he talking to all this while - Suppandi was What did you do to my dad? - all eyes, ears, noses and whatever on Kedar...
okkk...time up folks!!its 7.00 pm IST :D
thanks for making the story a huge messy and idiotic success as expected ofcourse....but unfortunately since it has not managed to meet its end in time with the deadline, kindly allow urs truly to end it her way......heeheee
dont say i dint warn you ;)
will post the whole story with ofcourse the perfectly ridiculous ending in a coupla days....
till then, YENJOY!! :p
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